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Chris Hansen is on the hunt...
lyrics
6 in the morning
These creeps never sleep
Tell 'em I’m Chris Hansen
Mo’fucker, take a seat
I light a blood stained cigarette
Predator of predators
Protector of the innocent
Chris Hansen
Take a seat
Booty cheeks
In the guillotine
I’ll leave him with an open wound where he used to pee
I call thee predator
Thou are now my prey
Certain celebrities should know that they are soon to die
We won’t say who because we do not want to suicide
It’s not our doing, it’s the boogeyman
Or should I say Chris Hansen
You wont be protected
If you wear a mask
So find me the guy who’s got on the ankle bracelet
Rainbow braids I’ll leave blood stained red
I’ll take 69 multiplied by 0
Do a bukkake on tekashi like a hero
I call thee predator
Thou are now my prey
I call thee predator
You will know my name
Tell 'em that we got eyes on 'em
We investigating
Tell 'em that killing gets me high
Higher than our ratings
Tell 'em that I got silver bullets in my automatic
Tell 'em that he’s a sick fuck
Asymptomatic
Fuck 'em up fuck 'em up!
Chris Hansen!
Fuck 'em up fuck 'em up!
Chris Hansen!
Fuck 'em up fuck 'em up!
Chris Hansen!
Fuck 'em up fuck 'em up!
Chris Hansen!
I call thee predator
Thou are now my prey
I call thee predator
Thou are now my prey
I call thee predator
Thou are now my prey
I call thee predator
You will know my name!
Filthy slime filthy slime
Filthy filthy human slime
Filthy slime filthy slime
Filthy filthy human slime
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